She’s my sister no matter who she looks like!

Claire Collins and Molly Ringwald

So that is Claire Collins (my darling sister) and Molly Ringwald (no relation). It doesn’t matter how many pictures we compare or how much Ms Ringwald spends on professional photographers, make-up and hair stylists – still she looks more like my sister than I do.

No one ever says I look like anyone – including siblings. Do you look like someone famous?

To make matters funnier – Molly Ringwald also went by the name Claire once. So I bring you a great movie with essence de-Claire.

CLAIRE

(to Bender)

What’s your name?

BENDER

What’s yours?

CLAIRE

Claire…

BENDER

Ka-Laire?

CLAIRE

Claire…it’s a family name!

BENDER

Nooo…It’s a fat girl’s name!

CLAIRE

Well thank you…

BENDER

You’re welcome…

CLAIRE

I’m not fat!

BENDER

Well not at present but I could see

you really pushing maximum density!

You see, I’m not sure if you know

this…but there are two kinds of

fat people.  There’s fat people that

were born to be fat, and then there’s

fat people that were once thin but

they became fat…so when you look

at them you can sorta see that thin

person inside!  You see, you’re

gonna get married, you’re gonna

squeeze out a few puppies and then,

uh…

He mimes becoming fat, making noises.

Claire gives him the finger.

BENDER

Oh…obscene finger gestures from

such a pristine girl!

CLAIRE

(resentfully)

I’m not that pristine!

Molly Ringwald (Claire) Judd Nelson (Bender)

Molly with red back http://media.photobucket.com/image/molly%20ringwald/NobunagaAzai/Celebrities/MollyRingwald.jpg
Molly and Judd http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2009/8/7/1249639707571/Molly-Ringwald-and-Judd-N-001.jpg
Breakfast Club script ( No I didn’t do it from memory) http://www.awesomefilm.com/script/breakfastclub.txt
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